This is for you, Billy Mays, the great American salesman
Dear Billy,
I think you're the greatest and I'd like to make you an offer. If you want the domain, BillyMays.net, you can have it for $149.99; but if you call within the next five minutes, it can be yours for only 3 easy payments of $24.99! That's right, just three payments of $24.99! But wait, I'm not done yet! If you call now, I'll offer you a second domain, BillyMays.org for free (just pay a small domain transfer fee)! That's right, you get TWO domains for just three payments of $24.99. And I'm not done yet, if you call in the next three minutes, I'll throw in a free Handy Switch, that way you can turn the computer on from anywhere in the room, use it on the wall or your night stand; it's my free gift to you, Billy Mays. If you not 100% satisfied, just transfer the domains back to me, and you can keep the Handy Switch as my gift to you! Hurry, this offer is not going to last forever, so call now, I'm standing by.
Though my web server may seem like it's held together with Mighty Putty at times. The server is rack mounted using the incredible Hercules Hooks. I fear not, for not even the The Awesome Auger could punch a hole through my firwall. I spend a great amount of effort keeping the server squeaky clean with OxiClean (now available in pocket size), though a thorough cleaning of servers should always include Kaboom!...so don't try and hack me! But if you do, I've insured my server's through iCan.
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